Nyt soimassa... ( ketju 3 )

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Steve Broy / Dr. Heathen Scum kertoi tästä biisistä, että oli huhua lehtereiden alla hengaavasta tyypistä, joka ottaa suihin kaljaa, tupakkaa, pilveä, rahaa vastaan...

"What´s her name, then" - Olettaen että kyse naispuolisesta.

"It´s a he, Dude... When you´re horny, you´re horny..."

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YEASH...

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Noniin, MENTORS

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Mentorsista kun puhutaan...
"kaikista hulluin", "kaikista sairain"...

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Dave Brockie(GWAR): [Mentors vocalist] El Duce used to have a guitar player—Sneaky Sperm Shooter—who he delighted in torturing. He would take this medicine ball he had and hock a big loogie on it, and then he would smack the guy's face with it. One day, when we were in this parking lot getting some sauce for El Duce, we saw him come out of the liquor store with liquor in his hand. He chugged half the bottle, then he whipped his dick out and peed all over the medicine ball, and then came back to the bus with it. We knew exactly what he wanted to do: he wanted to put his piss in Sneaky's face. We weren't going to let him do that. When he came running onto the bus with the medicine ball, we all jumped on him, knocked him down, and tried to get him off the bus. The medicine ball is floating up in the air while El Duce is trying to hold on to it and smack it in people's faces when, suddenly, Mike Bonner—who was one of our GWAR slaves—stuck his hand up in the air. Out of nowhere a switchblade appears. He stabs the fucking medicine ball and it exploded, and piss goes everywhere. I mean everywhere. Everyone was coated in a fine spray of El Duce's piss. When we finally all got back up, El Duce was completely unconscious, snoring away. He was the greatest.
I know how he really died: it was a stupid drunken accident. It's such a load of horseshit that people think that he had anything to do with Kurt Cobain's death or anything else. I got the true story… He was going back to his place from the fucking supermarket with his beer and was crossing the railroad tracks. He dropped his bottle of beer, stopped to get it, saw that he didn't have enough time to get out of the way of the train, sieg heil-ed the train, and then was disintegrated.

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Mies, joka oikeasti osasi soittaa...

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Dave Brockie(GWAR): [Mentors vocalist] El Duce used to have a guitar player—Sneaky Sperm Shooter—who he delighted in torturing. He would take this medicine ball he had and hock a big loogie on it, and then he would smack the guy's face with it. One day, when we were in this parking lot getting some sauce for El Duce, we saw him come out of the liquor store with liquor in his hand. He chugged half the bottle, then he whipped his dick out and peed all over the medicine ball, and then came back to the bus with it. We knew exactly what he wanted to do: he wanted to put his piss in Sneaky's face. We weren't going to let him do that. When he came running onto the bus with the medicine ball, we all jumped on him, knocked him down, and tried to get him off the bus. The medicine ball is floating up in the air while El Duce is trying to hold on to it and smack it in people's faces when, suddenly, Mike Bonner—who was one of our GWAR slaves—stuck his hand up in the air. Out of nowhere a switchblade appears. He stabs the fucking medicine ball and it exploded, and piss goes everywhere. I mean everywhere. Everyone was coated in a fine spray of El Duce's piss. When we finally all got back up, El Duce was completely unconscious, snoring away. He was the greatest.
I know how he really died: it was a stupid drunken accident. It's such a load of horseshit that people think that he had anything to do with Kurt Cobain's death or anything else. I got the true story… He was going back to his place from the fucking supermarket with his beer and was crossing the railroad tracks. He dropped his bottle of beer, stopped to get it, saw that he didn't have enough time to get out of the way of the train, sieg heil-ed the train, and then was disintegrated.

Ed Danky

Real/full name:
Edward Wilton Danky
Age:
36 (born Dec 3rd, 1953)
R.I.P.:
Jul 30th, 1990
Died of:
Cocaine overdose

"Poppa Sneaky Spermshooter"

Sääli, oli kovan luokan kitaristi omillaankin...
Black Flag - Chuck Dukowskin bestis ja bändikaveri.



Mitä olen kauttarantain kuullut, hänessä oli jotain erittäin pahasti vialla...

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